I like to have fun

"I like to have fun." What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I keep on encountering people who say this phrase. I like to have fun but I don't actually say that it's an actual past time of mine.
I don't know anyone who doesn't "like to have fun", but the problem is our definition of fun. My definition of fun is playing computer in a dark room, or watching nerdy assed movies. Rosie Rotten Crotch's idea of fun is to sleep with many guys and drink large quantities of alchol. So next time you decide to say "I like to have fun" please elaborate what it is you mean. Because I will take that as code for I'm a hoe, or I'm a moron who actually thinks having fun is unique to you.