Trivia Weekend 09 Pt 1
Well this is my first trivia weekend where I have to blog solo. This year we have Romance as our theme. This angers me immensely because now I can't get my fucking on. This angers me but not doing trivia angers me even more. So the trivia must go on.
So I'm going to give us the theme of stupid assed conspiracy theories. Now sure it would be easy to use the 911 conspiracy but since that one has been proven to be a false conspiracy sufficiently in my mind I'm not going to actually talk about it. So for our first one we will use.
If You See This Asshole In Your Back Yard Kill It For Science
Monster enthusiast try to bring up the Silver Back Gorilla as proof that large Apes existed without western knowledge until 100 years ago. Well that's been a hundred years and guess what all the Natives knew about the gorillas so really they weren't undiscovered. We have healthy sciences now and none of them have proven shit.
The Lockness monster is also stupid. They want me to believe that an aquatic reptile can survive in cold assed water and never actually caught on land laying eggs. Okay reptiles have to lay eggs on land. This is because they have lungs. Ever watch Animal Planet and you get all excited as all of those baby turtles get eaten. Its like a blood sport watching all those little sea turtles rush towards the sea only to be swallowed by birds, crabs, sharks, small children, squirls, and chipmunks. You see Nessy would also have to have babies on the land like that and guess what, WE NEVER SEE THIS KIND OF BLOODSPORT IN SCOTLAND!
Yeah I hate those monsters, they are stupid as hell. If you believe in that kind of shit you are a fucking moron and I hope you die. Don't argue with me because I will skull fuck you to death.
So I'm going to give us the theme of stupid assed conspiracy theories. Now sure it would be easy to use the 911 conspiracy but since that one has been proven to be a false conspiracy sufficiently in my mind I'm not going to actually talk about it. So for our first one we will use.
Undiscovered Creatures/ Monsters
What I mean is of course creatures like big foot and the lockness monster. So don't get on my case if you want to bring up a new species of fish or ring worm or butterfly cause I don't mean that kind of shit. I mean big creatures that are cool and shit.
Big Foot is just stupid as hell. This is because they want you to believe that there is a North American Ape creature that has been living in the woods of Washington state. Okay if you know anything about evolution then you would know that there are NO apes in the Americas, that's because all apes evolved in Africa, Europe, and Asia. But what if they crossed the barring straight like human hunters did? Well yes sure they could have done that but still there is zero
What I mean is of course creatures like big foot and the lockness monster. So don't get on my case if you want to bring up a new species of fish or ring worm or butterfly cause I don't mean that kind of shit. I mean big creatures that are cool and shit.
Big Foot is just stupid as hell. This is because they want you to believe that there is a North American Ape creature that has been living in the woods of Washington state. Okay if you know anything about evolution then you would know that there are NO apes in the Americas, that's because all apes evolved in Africa, Europe, and Asia. But what if they crossed the barring straight like human hunters did? Well yes sure they could have done that but still there is zero
fossil evidence of any Apes in the Americas. I hate hearing the excuse that just becaues we haven't found any doesn't mean we wont. FUCK YOU! Just because you haven't found evidence that there is a god still means there is NO GOD. Okay that's just how that shit rolls. 
If You See This Asshole In Your Back Yard Kill It For Science
Monster enthusiast try to bring up the Silver Back Gorilla as proof that large Apes existed without western knowledge until 100 years ago. Well that's been a hundred years and guess what all the Natives knew about the gorillas so really they weren't undiscovered. We have healthy sciences now and none of them have proven shit.
The Lockness monster is also stupid. They want me to believe that an aquatic reptile can survive in cold assed water and never actually caught on land laying eggs. Okay reptiles have to lay eggs on land. This is because they have lungs. Ever watch Animal Planet and you get all excited as all of those baby turtles get eaten. Its like a blood sport watching all those little sea turtles rush towards the sea only to be swallowed by birds, crabs, sharks, small children, squirls, and chipmunks. You see Nessy would also have to have babies on the land like that and guess what, WE NEVER SEE THIS KIND OF BLOODSPORT IN SCOTLAND!
Yeah I hate those monsters, they are stupid as hell. If you believe in that kind of shit you are a fucking moron and I hope you die. Don't argue with me because I will skull fuck you to death.
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