No I'm not picking you up

Okay don't ask me at 2 in the morning to pick you up from the bar. Fuck that shit. I go to bed at about 1. That means I'm asleep. And that means I'm going to be pissed.

I have told only two people that I will pick them up at that time of night. And they both happen to not be drunks. They are also the most stable people I know. I know if they need help in the middle of the fucking night its eaither a break down or they need me to help them dispose of a body.

I am not a fucking taxi service. Don't call me if you just need a ride. If I do give you a ride it better be because we both have the same destination.









Ohh thats my car alright, but I don't see Ed's Fucking Taxi Service on it.