A serious turn of events.
This blog is to be informative as to my present condition.
WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT
I have been dealing with what was first believed to be a prostate infection and was treated. However symptoms came back and then they thought I had a urinary tract infection. This was also not the case. I finally went to a Urologist where he stuck a camera up my urethra (YES THATS RIGHT I HAD A CAMERA STUCK UP MY COCK)
Now you as their is something you the reader should know about me. You see I have Crohns which is a disease in which your immune system will attack and eat the digestive system. My case is extremely rare as I have a juvenile case, I got it when I was a teenager, and that it is in my small intestine instead of my Colon.
Back to the epic of my prognosis. The Urologist recognized that my bladder was full of fecal material and that I had what looked like an ulcer in the bladder. I then went and got a CT scan and a near lethal dose of radiation to my testicles, but thats another story. (jk) The Dr found that my bladder and small intestine were in fact connected by whats called a fistula. Pretty much its a tube from the intestine to the bladder and it allows material to pass from one organ to the other.
I was referred to a Surgeon and its evident that they need to remove the infected part of my intestine, remove the fistula, remove the appendix and repair the bladder. Then they will need to reattach the intestine. This surgery will leave me in the hospital for a week, and it will take me over two months to be at work doing heavy lifting (All I do is lift heavy shit at work)
Now on to today. I was minding my own business when I had the urge to urinate. Thing is shit came out. Literally fecal matter poured fourth from my massive piece of manhood. I went to the Dr for some more tests and pretty much as it stands I go in for the operation some time next week.
That means I will have some down time and if all goes well I'll write about my week in the hospital in what I will call the Colon Chronicals. My adventures of being fed through an IV for a week, and other hilarious hi jinx I'm sure will occur. If I never blog again its because I died on the operating table.
WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT
I have been dealing with what was first believed to be a prostate infection and was treated. However symptoms came back and then they thought I had a urinary tract infection. This was also not the case. I finally went to a Urologist where he stuck a camera up my urethra (YES THATS RIGHT I HAD A CAMERA STUCK UP MY COCK)
Now you as their is something you the reader should know about me. You see I have Crohns which is a disease in which your immune system will attack and eat the digestive system. My case is extremely rare as I have a juvenile case, I got it when I was a teenager, and that it is in my small intestine instead of my Colon.
Back to the epic of my prognosis. The Urologist recognized that my bladder was full of fecal material and that I had what looked like an ulcer in the bladder. I then went and got a CT scan and a near lethal dose of radiation to my testicles, but thats another story. (jk) The Dr found that my bladder and small intestine were in fact connected by whats called a fistula. Pretty much its a tube from the intestine to the bladder and it allows material to pass from one organ to the other.
I was referred to a Surgeon and its evident that they need to remove the infected part of my intestine, remove the fistula, remove the appendix and repair the bladder. Then they will need to reattach the intestine. This surgery will leave me in the hospital for a week, and it will take me over two months to be at work doing heavy lifting (All I do is lift heavy shit at work)
Now on to today. I was minding my own business when I had the urge to urinate. Thing is shit came out. Literally fecal matter poured fourth from my massive piece of manhood. I went to the Dr for some more tests and pretty much as it stands I go in for the operation some time next week.
That means I will have some down time and if all goes well I'll write about my week in the hospital in what I will call the Colon Chronicals. My adventures of being fed through an IV for a week, and other hilarious hi jinx I'm sure will occur. If I never blog again its because I died on the operating table.
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