Razor

Some of you may know that I love Battlestar Galactica. I love it so much that I have erected a shrine to the William "Husker" Adama. Now some would say that I went into a deep bought of depression after watching the Battlestar Pegasus blow up after killing multiple Cylon Basestars. Some would be correct.



But fear not. I was over joyed when I heard that a mini series was being made about the Pegasus (or the Beast as some of us will refer to her) This mini series will show how the Pegasus battled her way through a gauntlet of toasters so that she could meet up with the Galactica. The mini series will prove to us once again why you can never trust anyone to much, because they may eat your chow, tell your jokes, and listen to your stories, but in the end they still might be a toaster waiting to stab you in the back first chance they get.

That is probably the best explanation for the title of Razor...Because the crew of the Pegasus is HARD

Whats also really pimp about Razor is that the Sci Fi channel decided to produce a series of 2 minute long shorts about William "Husker" Adama, and his early life as a Viper pilot. I'm sure that we will see no fewer than over nine thousand Cylon Raiders blow up. When Husker is out of ammunition he just wills the Raiders to explode. Adama even shot down a Raider with his cock, after a night of heavy drinking.

It's as if Ronald D Moore answered my prayers to Crom. He reached out with his mighty writing staff, and gave us a look into the hatred of William Adama, and the Beasts hatred. The hatred that I speak about is of course the hatred of Toasters, who think its cool to destroy the 12 colonies of man, and then to enslave humanity.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, fucking toasters...