The Colon Chronicles pt1

Yesterday I had 18 inches of digestive tract removed. Currently I am hooked up to multiple tubes draining all kinds of goodness. When I was under the knife I had a vision of Crom under Mt Norris. He told me that getting all that intestine taken out is metal. He told me that my mission in life is to teach other people about pain. Because it has been decreed from the top of Mt Norris. Pain is weakness leaving the body.

I've been sitting around for the day and a few things occurred to me.

1.) I love Pizza and will eat that as the first solids I will choose to eat.
2.) I will have to have a meat pizza because Lord Norris will be pleased.
3.) I love back rubs given out by cute nurses.