Sunday, September 10, 2006

Natures greatest warriors.




Ants, thats right ants are natures greatest warriors.

I was sitting in class and we had to draw an ant (It was an exercise to prove people dont observe) I drew the most bad assed ant ever. It really looked like a fire ant. Then I saw everyone elses drawings. My class mates thought ants have ten legs, wings, gumdrop smiles. I can't beleive none of these 20 year olds know anything about Natures most awsome fighter. Without further ado my tribute to the ant

Ants are totaly awsome. They are the most perfect imperialist animal ever. They conquer as much ground as possible. The create new colonies with queens of their own. And the will destroy any group of ants that don't swear aligence to the queen. They serve the queen like Space Marines serve the Emperor. I would go as far to say that Space Marines were bred to be like warrior ants. Ants never question orders. Ants attack other ant colonies because they do not serve the queen of a particuler hive.



Space Marines, Mans vesion of the warrior ant

Ants fight all the time. They love fighting. They love to fight in massive battles that make the Lord of the Rings look like a puss. Some species of ants will actually explode after they are mortaly wounded. Thats right ants will even blow themselves up spreding poison within the blast radious. Ants also have a specific cast of warriors. They are three times larger then regular worker ants. Worker ants also fight gloriously in the name of the queen. They have to because they are alot like the Imperial guard. You have to have cannon fodder unit after all.

Queen ants are the most awsome of all ants. If you have ever seen Aliens then you know exactly what I'm talking about. Queen ants are just like queen aliens but only smaller. Queen ants have to be total bad asses. They have sex and lay eggs all day. Thats pretty impresive since a queen ant can lay thousands of eggs a day. Queen ants are mean as hell too. They are so crazed with hormons that the only thing that pleases them is the domination of other hives and even species.












You would want to kill every thing to if you had to give birth a thousand times a day


In conclusion ants are natures greatest bad asses.

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