They Live Movie Review

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They Live is a full on kick in the face as films go. They Live is directed by John Carpenter probably the 2nd greatest horror director of all time. (John Romero is #1) It stars Rowdy Roddy Piper as our lovable protagonist Nada. Your all American working man. It also stars Keith David as Frank. Keith David is known for his role as the Arbiter from Halo 2, and the Narrator for the Navy recruitment comercials.

The film starts out whit Nada walking through LA. He sees a whole bunch of pussy yuppies. Them yuppies are all homo and this angers Nada the all American working man. He goes to find somthing manly to do like pour concrete. This is exactly what he does. Whilie being very manly and very BA he meets Frank. He learns that Frank is also very manly. We also meet some other people who are less manly talking about how the yuppie pussies are messing everything up for the rest of us.

Later we find out that the crazy people were right. The yuppies send in an evil force of police to arrest the crazy people. In the confusion Nada gets a box full of sunglasses. Nada puts the sungalsses on and finds out that they let him see through the smog of shit the yuppies have created. every sign or advertisment has a hidden message that tells us to breed and obey. Nada says "Fuck This Shit" For it is very un American. He also finds that the yuppies are actually Aliens in disguise. This really pisses him off to no end. So he does the only resonable thing any red blooded American would do. He gets rowdy, and kicks some motha fuckin alien ass.
A box full of sunglasses...Jackpot

Nada goes and kills every alien he finds. Its so rowdy that he decides that he needs a set of wheels and he has some random bitch drive him to her pad, probably to be very manly and very rowdy with her. But she is a bitch and hits him over the head with a bottle, throws him out of a glass window, he falls 20 feet, then rolls down another 40 feet down a hill. Thats right he is hit on the head thrown out a window and falls/rolls down a huge assed hill. Now this just pisses Nada off mind you.

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of
bubble gum"

Nada knows that allthough he can kill millions of alien yuppies he still might need some help. So he finds Frank. He tells Frank to put on the sunglasses. Frank is like no way man I'm to American to conform to you. So he and Nada have the most badassed fight scene ever. They fought just because it was the only proper American thing to do. After the fight Frank decidesto to put on the glasses. He is like "their are motha fuckin aliens on my motha fuckin planet."
Fighting is the most manly sport known to man

Nada and Frank decide to go and kill. So they get supplies from these pussy resistence fighters who are attacked by the yuppy aliens. Nada and Frank kill wave after wave of those fuckers. They then decide to storm the yuppie compond. We find out that the yuppies want to enslave mankind. This is the final straw. Frank and Nada go on a massive killing spree ensuring that no Alien ever walks away. They find the evil transmiter that allows the yuppies to stay in disguise as regular people. A big boss battle ensuses and Nada blows the transmitter. He takes a nap shortly after because he is content with how rowdy things got. All the yuppies were like whats wrong and all the Americans were like fuck you alien yuppies and killed them all.

They Live is a master peice of epic perportions. I give this movie 5 kicks in the face.