Stop Being Fake, Bitch

You know what really makes me rage full? Fucking girls who change up their appearance.

Because Europe is well known for its sunny weather and extremely tanned people

Fact: I live in Minnesota. It is fucking COLD!!!

If you walk by with a sun tan in the middle of February I know that it is fake. It is in fact sickening seeing you turn your skin to leather while my ass and face are the same color because I haven't seen the sun in five months. How come you show up with a perfect tan? Some may retort that these girls just came back from vacation from a warm resort. Nice try asshole. But if you just came from a tropical paradise that you had been at for a week you would not have a bitchen tan. Instead you would have a not so bitchen sun burn. For you normal people this would be very painful. For me it would not hurt. Because PAIN DON'T HURT.

My second part to this rant is the wounder bra. As much as I love to see cleavage and I do love it. I feel as if I am being lied too. For some women who look like they have C cups actually are flat chested transvestites. FUCK THEM I say. I guess I just like to know what I'm getting before I buy it. Like the burger on the menu at McD's always looks better than the shit you buy.

I just want honesty when it comes to my women. Because who knows that really innocent looking girl may have actually had 37 cocks inside her already.