A Sad And True Story
This is a true story. This is evidance that there is no Christian god because if the Christian god did exist than he is just a fucking cock with a sick sense of humor.
So a fellow whom lived in Briton was adopted as a young boy. (the details of his youth are unknown so I will speculate) His adoptive parents only adopted him so that they could get a tax credit and because they had a cult and needed believers. They beat him and his fourteen other siblings. The fifteen children were only fed once a day and it was usually Sheppard's pie at that. The boy was often beaten by his father because his father was an alcoholic coal miner and would teach the boy a lesson from time to time about how no one loved him. The boy dealt with this for years until he was 18 when against all odds he was accepted into Uni.
However the young man was forced to join a fraternity. The frat had just caused a mess with a toga party and one of the frat members sleeping with the towns mayors daughter and the deans wife being slept with as well. This caused the entire fraternity to be expelled from the Uni.
The boy had to make his way in the world so he was hired at a KFC in London where he met this girl. Now this girl was very much like him (this is where speculation about his life ends and absolute fact begins) This girl was beautiful had a sense of humor like his and even liked the same music and movies. She understood how he felt unwanted as she too was an adoptive child who lived a somewhat less crappy childhood than the young man. It was a match made in Valhalla.
They had massive amounts of sex. They had sex everywhere in their apartment. The young man was happy for the first time of his life. He asked the girl to marry him and she accepted. It looked like things were looking up for the young man. He married the girl in a quaint little church with a small group of friends as witnesses. Much sex occurred during the honey moon in the south of France.
The two newly weds wanted to have children. So they went to the geneticst who would tell them if the future children would have any massive birth defects.
(this is the actual conversation with the Dr after the tests came through)
Dr: Mr and Mrs _______ Would you please sit down.
Young Man: Sure thing Dr
Dr: I have grave news for you two. The DNA results are in and it appears that you two are brother and sister.
Young Woman: BLIMY!!!
Young Man: FUCK!!!
You see the young man and woman were actually twins separated at birth. They had been fucking each other for a long time with out any idea that they were related. This kind of story really digs at the soul because you know that happiness is fleeting and next thing you know your fucking your own sister.
When ever I feel blue I just think of whats best in life
I weep because the truth of the matter is that if there is a Christian god he wants these two people to suffer. What a cock. That is why I pray to Crom. Because Crom doesn't tell me that he loves me and then sets me up to fail. No valor pleases Crom. The only way I can find happiness in the after life is to learn the riddle of steal. So that is why I cast the Christian god aside who does not value valor but only my suffering. Oddly enough I have never prayed to Crom before because unlike some gods he is angered by those who can't forge their way in the world without the aide of a deity.
So a fellow whom lived in Briton was adopted as a young boy. (the details of his youth are unknown so I will speculate) His adoptive parents only adopted him so that they could get a tax credit and because they had a cult and needed believers. They beat him and his fourteen other siblings. The fifteen children were only fed once a day and it was usually Sheppard's pie at that. The boy was often beaten by his father because his father was an alcoholic coal miner and would teach the boy a lesson from time to time about how no one loved him. The boy dealt with this for years until he was 18 when against all odds he was accepted into Uni.
However the young man was forced to join a fraternity. The frat had just caused a mess with a toga party and one of the frat members sleeping with the towns mayors daughter and the deans wife being slept with as well. This caused the entire fraternity to be expelled from the Uni.
The boy had to make his way in the world so he was hired at a KFC in London where he met this girl. Now this girl was very much like him (this is where speculation about his life ends and absolute fact begins) This girl was beautiful had a sense of humor like his and even liked the same music and movies. She understood how he felt unwanted as she too was an adoptive child who lived a somewhat less crappy childhood than the young man. It was a match made in Valhalla.
The two newly weds wanted to have children. So they went to the geneticst who would tell them if the future children would have any massive birth defects.
(this is the actual conversation with the Dr after the tests came through)
Dr: Mr and Mrs _______ Would you please sit down.
Young Man: Sure thing Dr
Dr: I have grave news for you two. The DNA results are in and it appears that you two are brother and sister.
Young Woman: BLIMY!!!
Young Man: FUCK!!!
You see the young man and woman were actually twins separated at birth. They had been fucking each other for a long time with out any idea that they were related. This kind of story really digs at the soul because you know that happiness is fleeting and next thing you know your fucking your own sister.
When ever I feel blue I just think of whats best in life
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