Awesome Movie Lines

Some movies have awesome lines. So awesome that you feel your face being kicked off by Chuck Norris. These movie lines make any real mans penis swell with pride because the amount of testosterone used when these words are uttered. These lines should be immortalized in a list...

• Maximus:My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. (Gladiator)

• Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
  Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
  Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
  Private Joker: Any women or children?
  Door Gunner: Sometimes!
  Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
  Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell (Full Metal Jacket)

• Kahn: Revenge is a dish best served cold {Old Klingon Proverb} (Star Trek II The Wraith of Kahn)

• Hattori Hanzo: I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut. (Kill Bill Vol 1)

• Pai Mei: The exquisite art of the samurai sword? Don't make me laugh! You're so-called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fatheads! (Kill Bill Vol 2)
  

• Admiral William "Husker" Adama: Launch All Vipers (Battlestar Galactica)

• Colonel Saul Tigh: Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. (Battlestar Galactica Precipice)
  

• Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (Dirty Harry)
  

• Admiral William "Husker" Adama: This is the Admiral. You've heard the news. You know the mission. You should also know that there is only one way that this mission ends, and that's with the successful rescue of our people off of New Caprica. Look around you. Take a good look at the men and women that stand next to you. Remember their faces, for one day you will tell your children and your grandchildren that you served with such men and women as the universe has never seen. And together you accomplished a feat that will be told and retold down through the ages, and find immortality as only the Gods once knew. I'm proud to serve with you. Good hunting.(Battlestar Galactica Exodus I)

• Elias: Fuck Pillow Pants! How can you not love pussy? (Clerks II)

• Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!(Conan the Barbarian)