Why nerds shall inherit the earth.
So the other day I was invited to a party. Lots of drinking and "having fun" would have been going on as a keg was supposed to be present. I was told to then invite all of Delta Force as it was going to be a blast. Naturally I was polite and said that I would pass on the message to the rest of Delta Force.
Of course this party would occupie the same time slot that BSG occupied. Thus I opted to watch BSG with Delta Force and play Guitar Hero's. We rocked all through the night and had what I consider to be real fun.
Two days later I go grab some Jesus Juice from the soda machine at work. I turn around and see a coworker with a very sheepish grin on her face. I'm like "What have you done?" and she responds that she got a ticket for underage drinking. I had a mighty lolergasm. Then I get more information out of her and I put two and two together. The cops came to the party that I had in fact opted to not go to because of a noise complaint at one in the morning. Not only that but the people who invited me and also owned the residence at which the party was held had just pissed off their new neighbors. (The party was supposed to be a house warming party, YEAH RLY)
Over 20 people had recieved underage drinking tickets including the residence. Now sure its just a ticket, but I would like to point out that one of those tickets cost $180, and I would prefer to put that kind of cash into something like say a new video card. The point is that because of my nerd like sense of fun I was able to avoid a very embarrassing and costly episode.
What I'm getting at is that people like me are much smarter than the rest of you dumb shits. We stay in and rock our faces off listening to metal, while you go out and get STDs, DUIs (Don't get me on the DUIs, Ive had 3 coworkers get them within 2 months) Although I love how you'll then tell me how your smarter than that and wont get caught. Guess what asshole I'm smarter than that, YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME.
Humanity at its finest,
I have an idea shit heads, if your going to drink why don't you drink at a small gathering where the cops aren't going to show up. It makes sense to me. Of course I don't know anything because I don't like to have fun. And for those of you who are like but you can also meet chicks at parties. Oh yeah because I want to start a relationship with some one I met while I was probably doing incredibly stupid shit and was defiantly not at the top of my mental game, although I have to be very wasted to actually be beaten by you on your very best day.
So lessons to be learned. People like Bill Gates didn't party in college. People like George W Bush did. Both men are extremely powerful, but Bill will be powerful till the day he dies, while Bush is powerful until he leaves office in January 2009. Also Gates isn't the punch line to every joke on the Daily Show and he makes money every time you log onto your computer.
Of course this party would occupie the same time slot that BSG occupied. Thus I opted to watch BSG with Delta Force and play Guitar Hero's. We rocked all through the night and had what I consider to be real fun.
Two days later I go grab some Jesus Juice from the soda machine at work. I turn around and see a coworker with a very sheepish grin on her face. I'm like "What have you done?" and she responds that she got a ticket for underage drinking. I had a mighty lolergasm. Then I get more information out of her and I put two and two together. The cops came to the party that I had in fact opted to not go to because of a noise complaint at one in the morning. Not only that but the people who invited me and also owned the residence at which the party was held had just pissed off their new neighbors. (The party was supposed to be a house warming party, YEAH RLY)
Over 20 people had recieved underage drinking tickets including the residence. Now sure its just a ticket, but I would like to point out that one of those tickets cost $180, and I would prefer to put that kind of cash into something like say a new video card. The point is that because of my nerd like sense of fun I was able to avoid a very embarrassing and costly episode.
What I'm getting at is that people like me are much smarter than the rest of you dumb shits. We stay in and rock our faces off listening to metal, while you go out and get STDs, DUIs (Don't get me on the DUIs, Ive had 3 coworkers get them within 2 months) Although I love how you'll then tell me how your smarter than that and wont get caught. Guess what asshole I'm smarter than that, YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME.
Humanity at its finest, I have an idea shit heads, if your going to drink why don't you drink at a small gathering where the cops aren't going to show up. It makes sense to me. Of course I don't know anything because I don't like to have fun. And for those of you who are like but you can also meet chicks at parties. Oh yeah because I want to start a relationship with some one I met while I was probably doing incredibly stupid shit and was defiantly not at the top of my mental game, although I have to be very wasted to actually be beaten by you on your very best day.
So lessons to be learned. People like Bill Gates didn't party in college. People like George W Bush did. Both men are extremely powerful, but Bill will be powerful till the day he dies, while Bush is powerful until he leaves office in January 2009. Also Gates isn't the punch line to every joke on the Daily Show and he makes money every time you log onto your computer.
posted by Delta2 at 8:05 PM
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