Tips For Containing The Undead

So I saw 28 Weeks Later, and it FUCKING PWNED!!!

It got me thinking about containment measures. Containing an out break is very important as you don't want the undead feasting on brains everywhere.

Tip # 1
-Never ever let children near the zombie quarantine zone.
You see children are stupid and they will do stupid things that children do, like not listen to the Army, run away from home, and search for dead bodies.

Thats right teach those meddling kids a lesson about playing with the undead.

Tip # 2
-Shoot children that enter quarantine zones.
Better to shoot them on sight and tell there parents that they were eaten by the undead hord

Tip # 3
-Feed the old folks to the undead.
Old people are only going to slow the living down, and lets face it old people would be awesome undead because they have no teeth and they are very weak.

Tip # 4
-Fire Bomb everything that moves
Lets face it when the undead are streaming out on the streets their is only one way to kill them...With FireKill them the same way you would kill Shane, WITH FIRE!!!

Tip # 5
-Make sure that no children occupy the same contenent as the undead outbreak.
If you see 28 Weeks you will understand

Tip # 6
-Place snipers on sky scrapers

Give them lots of ammo and food and make sure the door to the rest of the building is completely sealed off and a guard is placed to make sure the door is not compromised. The snipers can thin the undead numbers and they can call out movements to the guys who are dropping fire on the streets.Those snipers loathe the Strog...The worst kind of undead of all...undead, cyborg, xenos.

Tip # 7
-If in doubt put them down.
If you encounter some one who you think is infected, you kill them. It's far more important that the undead do not spread into safe zones then possibly finding a cure or vacine. Lets face it we've seen to many scientist get turned into the main course to the feast of brains.

Tip # 8
-Listen to the soldiers.
I've fought many campaigns and many many zombie invasions, and I know for a fact that only the soldiers can stop the undead. Any zombie movie that is based on civies always says the military fails but then again the civies never do anything except get turned into undead. But then if you play a zombie game you'll find that soldiers are the ones that single handedly stop Satan's hoard (Its a sign of the apocalypse when you see undead because they are Satan's manyfold minions)

Those are a few tips that will make the containment of the undead just a little easier.