Dragonforce FTW
I was listening to DragonForce the other day and it hit me like Micheal Chickless' meaty fists.
DragonForce is all about going into battle against all odds and winning valor. No other band writes songs that are that near and dear to my heart. Most bands write about love in one way or another if its not trying to get love, keeping love, or loosing love. But what if you love battle? What if the only place you feel comfortable is where the largest amount of lead is being directed at. If thats you then DragonForce writes songs to comfort your incredibly manly soul.
Its also true that DragonForce plays guitar faster then any other band alive. When Chuck Norris feels like he needs some slow love making music he puts in Sonic Firestorm. Thats of course because Chuck Norris is the fastest man alive and repeatedly beat the Flash with his massive cock so as to keep the Flash from getting to cocky.
DragonForce should probably not be used as driving music as you will drive on average 88 miles per hour over the speed limit. And the speeding ticket that you would incure would be well over nine thousand dollars. But DragonForce should be used if your an F-15 E Strike Eagle driver as the F-15 E drivers can appreciate the epic nature of DragonForce.
Your average DragonForce song is about a group of BAMFs riding into battle against unknown evils (usually armies of undead and dragons) Then they will pray to Crom and ask for valor. And through the might of there rock do they defeat all who oppose them.
I can't actually give you an accurate kick in the face rating for DragonForce because the kicks in the face they give me are so fast that I lost count.
DragonForce is all about going into battle against all odds and winning valor. No other band writes songs that are that near and dear to my heart. Most bands write about love in one way or another if its not trying to get love, keeping love, or loosing love. But what if you love battle? What if the only place you feel comfortable is where the largest amount of lead is being directed at. If thats you then DragonForce writes songs to comfort your incredibly manly soul.
Its also true that DragonForce plays guitar faster then any other band alive. When Chuck Norris feels like he needs some slow love making music he puts in Sonic Firestorm. Thats of course because Chuck Norris is the fastest man alive and repeatedly beat the Flash with his massive cock so as to keep the Flash from getting to cocky.
DragonForce should probably not be used as driving music as you will drive on average 88 miles per hour over the speed limit. And the speeding ticket that you would incure would be well over nine thousand dollars. But DragonForce should be used if your an F-15 E Strike Eagle driver as the F-15 E drivers can appreciate the epic nature of DragonForce.
Your average DragonForce song is about a group of BAMFs riding into battle against unknown evils (usually armies of undead and dragons) Then they will pray to Crom and ask for valor. And through the might of there rock do they defeat all who oppose them.
I can't actually give you an accurate kick in the face rating for DragonForce because the kicks in the face they give me are so fast that I lost count.
I don't know what she is doing but I'm sure shes getting ready to fuck up Creed the worst band of all time
posted by Delta2 at 3:49 PM
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