What has a Panda ever done for you?

I'm sick of hearing about how the pandas are going extinct because of me. For one I didn't realize that I was the direct cause of China's out of control population thus the cause for the pandas habitat being taken and used by the increasing population.

Pandas seem to be one of the worst creatures on Earth. They can't have sex because they don't like sex or something. Thats why scientist have developed Panda Viagra. Most species will in fact try to reproduce offspring to keep the species alive. But Pandas just don't give a damn. Humans are the ones who are forcing them to breed. Thats like saying the Eldar force Humans to breed. Fuck the Eldar, and fuck people for forcing a species that doesn't want to fuck to fuck.

Pandas also are horrible parents. I was reading in a news paper a while back about how many baby pandas are abandoned every year. When you consider the fact that like 80% of them are abandoned just means Pandas don't want to raise young.

Yep thats pretty much all they ever do, sit and eat...Lazy assholes I say

It's pretty evident that the Panda doesn't want to survive. They don't act like a species that wants to survive. I say we let them do what they wish and just eat them all. It's not like they do anything for the world at large. Infact besides them not having sex all I can think of Pandas doing is sitting around and eating. So the Panda is natures version of Shane, a complete waste of food and oxygen. Maybe Shane should give the Pandas lessons in being the most stupid life form of all time.

I propose that we start cloning the Pandas just so I can eat them as they are on the top of my list of things to eat before I die, right next to T-Rex, and Revenge ( I hear Revenge is best when it is served cold)