Saturday, August 30, 2008

You See Delta Leader...Pregnant Women Are Stupid

Please bear with me now. Okay so not all pregnant women are stupid. But what I'm trying to get at is that some of them are indeed very stupid.

Maybe I should back up. At one of my many jobs I work opposite nights of a woman. Some would say she is incredibly incompetent. She is unable to finish her job duties or squeak by at the end of her shift, while I am able to do them in a very timely fashion. In fact I have gotten done with time to spare every shift since May. (these are overnights hence the lack of posts on the blog since May)

Now the other night I was filling in for a fellow coworker and actually got to work with this woman. And alas I was shocked. We left some items for her to take care of, which when I work her job duty I am able to complete in a timely manner. Well, she asked me what was she supposed to do with it...I was a bit shocked as this is a part of the general overnight job discription. I flatly told her you put it away. She looked at me with her mouth open and asked me how this was possible in the eight hours of the night that we had. I responded that I get it done every night I am working her shift and I walked away, knowing that she was going to bitch some more.

I digress though. Later on she informs myself and my coworker Roman that she is Pregnant. Roman congratlated her and I gave her my fock congratulations. Then Roman and I returned to our job duties. We finish up with our jobs enough to give Pregnant Coworker her items that she was supposed to work on for the night. She looks at us again and starts to bitch about how much work there was to be done, and that she couldn't do it because she is pregnant. (Mind you she found out she was pregnant that very day) She out right said that she would be unable to finish her job functions without Roman or my own aide. Now Roman and myself had our own job funcitons to worry about which eclipse her job functions. I said to her that she needs to quit whining and get to work becuase we have alot of shit to do and I walked away.

The thing that gets me is that she is using her pregnancy as if it is some how inhibbiting her from doing her job functions, which it will when she is in her third trimester. BUT IT WILL NOT INHIBIT YOU WHEN YOU ARE A MONTH PREGNANT. No shes going to bitch and whine and we can't fire her because she is with spawn. Well she wasn't pregant for months and months of walking the line of competence and gross incompetence to the point where she should be removed. I'd like to know how being pregnant now caused her three months ago to not be able to properly clean the work areas. (night crew has to restock and clean up the work areas due to the slower nature of business on an overnight shift)

I digress though, you see what I am infuriated at is that women and not all women but some women, will use pregnancy as a fucking crutch. They act as if carrying a hell spawn makes them special. Well guess what you twat your not. In fact as human beings the very purpose of our existence is to reproduce.

THERE YOU GO THAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE YOU ASSHATS. IT IS TO FUCK AND TO MAKE LITTLE YOUS, YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!

Pregnancy dosen't make women incapable of doing shit either. Just think about all those people back in the dark ages. Now back then men and women worked out in the fields, the women had the extra responsibility of raising the children in the fields. Now if the peasants wernt working in the fields a Lord would send one of his Knigts out and kill your stupid ass, preggers or not preggers. Women were only given the afternoon off to give birth then they were back in the fields with the rest of the family.

And that is why I think its bull shit to use I'm pregnant as an excuse for incompetence. Now I don't have a problem with a woman admiting that she dosen't want to strain herself, as long as she pulls her ass off of a job that she is getting paid for to not perform. Get the fuck off the night shit you twat and let some one who can actually do your job duties PROPERLY.