Announcement

So I guess I have to put it out there to all those horny fans of mine.

I'm getting married.

I wish I could say that this is new and that I'm announcing it to everyone but I'm actually extremely lazy and I just haven't updated the blog in six months so I forgot to add this to it. Anywho I found a girl who is all like shit son I want to be your wife and I'm like shit I guess I need some one to wash my clothes, alright I'll marry you. Except it didn't go down like that at all. We got engaged back in July so we've been doing lots of homework on how to do a wedding right and cheap, but since we're lazy its going to be another year and a half before any wedding.

So if my pimping is reduced we all know why. Thank you and happy new year I'll try to update more often from now on.