People I Hate Pt 2

So its a new quarter and I should probably update my list of people that I loathe so much that I pray to Crom for the strength to not hit them.

• Shane...-Yes he is on the list again, but thats because his treacheries has gone even further last quarter...Fucker can't leave shit alone...He criticizes our favorite pass time, threatens violence upon my friends and nearly destroys one of my closest friendships, He shall know my wrath in this life or the next.
  
• Aging Yuppie Women- (they don't understand the difference between farm raised and fresh)
• Jeff -he got yelled at by the supervisors and I have a feeling that his termination is on the way, (fucking all those times I was called into work due to illnesses and I have yet to have him work for me even when Im sick, Ive got to tough it out because we cant get a hold of him)
  
• Sanjaya Malakar- He's the gay singer on American Idol. I was so happy when he got voted out. (mind you I don't watch American Idol but he still saturated the air waves)
  
• General RAAM- That fucker is really hard to kill on Insanity mode. (major props to Delta Leader when he placed that grenade in his pants)
• The Bitch who told me to be quiet in the hall at school- I was reenacting the battle of Hastings and this bitch tells me that I should be considerate to the other classes that happened to not be in session .
• Mike AKA Jesus Freak- I had to bring down the hammer of Crom on his fundamentalist ass. (also never ever try and grab a controller away from a pro gamers hands)

Spawn Campers Should Burn In A Fire

You know what really irks me? Thats right Spawn Campers. They are the little shits whom think its perfectly fine to sit in a spawn site and just pick off guys before they have time to react only to have the guys respawn seconds later in the same spot just so they can be killed again.

Normally I'm all for doing anything for a win but I also have a code of honor. And that code infers that you let your enemy get his bearings so that it isnt so much of a turkey shoot and more like a game of team death match.

Camping in and of itself isn't a bad thing. In fact some could consider it a legit strategy because lets face it if you have to protect that flag then you better be camping it. Snipers are can be considered campers, and guys who man Claymores could be called campers as well. These are all fine examples of camping being a good thing. The only time camping is ever unacceptable is when it is extremely close to a spawn point.

I like to equate it to shooting fish in a barrel. Sure you just killed lots of fish, but no one is actually going to say that you were at killing. Thats the problem in todays youth. They have no honor. They would prefer to cheat at a game then to win it with skill. For instance, Delta Leader and I were playing a most excellent team deathmatch, when three of our seven team mates dropped. No problem we were ahead by 20 kills anyway. Except the other team decided to camp our spawn. We didn't have enough guys to properly make a break through and were slaughtered like dogs. I took solace when I killed three of the opposing team members with a single grenade because they were stacked up so close to our door.

Of course when you call players like that out as shit less cowards they accuse you of being a poor sport because you lost. Fat chance asshole. I have no problem with being on an unbalanced team. It means that I can get more kills for myself. What I do abhor is the fact that some one will use the numbers in such a way so that they will put two men on every point at which you can leave the spawn. That is not an honorable form of battle.

Now if its a real war I'm all about the destruction of an enemies barracks but thats mainly because war is not a game and you actually want to use haxs against your enemy. Video games are called games for a reason and that means that rules should be followed, and sportsmanship is always appreciated.

When gaming you should always ask yourself, Would Shane do this? Will this kind of game play make Shane like me? And is that Shane on the other team spawn camping?

Yeah thats pretty much what a spawn camper would do in RL

Virgina Tech

First of all I want to wish my deepest condolences to the victims and families of the victims of this tragic event.

Earlier today 32 students and faculty members of Virgina Tech where gunned down in the most brutal massacre in American history, by a single shooter. The shooter also wounded countless others on his rampage. He then killed himself.

Why would a self proclaimed asshole like myself care? Well because fucktards like that make it so that all of us are suspects. At this time we have little information about the shooter other than that he's in his twenties and Asian. Well I may not be Asian but I am in that same age bracket and I most likely do have something in common with him. I play violent video games.

Mark my word, this is where this investigation will lead. People will want to blame video games because the person to blame is dead and they need a scape goat. Its simple for people like Jack Thompson to pin the blame on games. Even though the fact that the shooter most likly played the same games that millions of us (as in 15 to 35 age bracket) play every day. Yet some how the rest of us are able to hold off those rage full feelings every day and not shoot up our work places/schools.

If what these anti gamer advocates say is true then people like me should have been able to neutralize the shooter with extream predjudice. Ironicly Delta Leader and I were playing Rainbow Six Vegas last night and we were clearing out terrorists from the ULV library. Shit I wish I could fast rope down a building crash through the window and shoot five terrorist in five seconds but you know what? Its just a fucking game and I can't really do that.

This guy was a fucking psychopath. He just like the shooters at Columbine High School were nuts long before they started playing games. Now I'm going to tell you a little story about why I hate people who shoot schools up so much. I think they get put into the 9th level of hell by the way because of how cowardly they are. You see the high school I went to had a rival high school in the town over. Only about 20 miles away from us. One day early in my Jr year we find out that a freshmen went and killed three class mates because they called him pizza face. Only one of the victims called him any names. The other two didn't even know the kid. I have a friend who went to that high school and one of the victims was a very close friend of his.

If people really have that urge to kill they should join the French Foreign Legion. The rest of us are perfectly fine with going through Halo and beating the game without firing a single shot. (I did it with Halo, and Halo 2 when Shane betrayed me)

Whats funny about this is that Rockstar the developer of the Grand Theft Auto series is going to get slapped with yet another law suit and will probably be blamed for the shooting because you can kill people in Grand Theft Auto IV. Mind you GTA IV isn't going to be out for another five or six months.

I can only hope like somthing like this will never happen again but we all know that as long as psychos are running around this kind of thing will always happen. So lets put blame where it is due instead of putting the blame on a popular form of media entertainment.















I'm sure glad I played Vice City and learned how to fly a Harrier because now that I actually have one I'm going to go blow up my whole town with it.

Fuck Terrorists From Mexico

I was playing through Rainbow Six Vegas and I've got to say that there are over 9000 terrorists in that city. I don't know how they got there, and I don't know who they are working for. But I do know that they hate America.

Why all the hate? It's implied that these terrorists are from Mexico, so I ask what has America done to make so many Mexicans throw on the explosives and cross the boarder into Nevada just so they can take over the gamebling capital of the world? I'm sure that utterly crushing them in the Mexican American War must sting but that was over a hundred and fifty years ago. They cross the boarder with near imunity. So I doubt they want to terrorize us for that.

Same thing happened in Ghost Recon Advanced War Fighter. Mexico decides to go to war with America in those games. They pour over the border with tanks and infintry. They do battle with our Apaches using outdated Soviet era Helos.

If you feel as if this is unplausable then your right with me. I've been getting a strange vibe from the recent Tom Clancy games. And it is because all of the terrorists happen to be Mexican. It just doesn't seem sensible to me to make a game about terrorists that don't and will probably never exist. I mean we are fighting a real war against real terrorists and yes they may even come from a shitty desert country like Mexico. (Mexico also has lush rain forests but the entire border with the US is a desert so thats what I think of when I think Mexico)

Frankly it makes a lot more sense to make games about middle eastern terrorists because a huge majority of the people who are stupid enough to fight major western powers happen to hail from the middle east. No other people would think that it is a good idea to try to have a stand up fight with the US like in GRAW, or try to take over a major city like in R6V. The very thought that Mexico could some how cross the border and survive more than three hours is just appaling. I give them three hours because I'll give them the luxory of having the element of surprise even though its stated in game that the National Guard was mobilizing well before the Mexican Army deployed across the boarder. (Mobilization happened in GRAW and the crossing of the boarder happened in GRAW2)


This is what happens when you allow Mexicans across the boarder, they blow up the Alamo

And In Rainbow Six most of the terrorist were using H&K fire arms. I don't know who is financing them but I do know that they had lots of money because H&K weapons do not come cheap. Or the fact that they can pay off a Rainbow? These guys are the best in the world I really doubt that a two bit operation could pay off a Rainbow. But then again I wouldn't be surprised if that Rainbow was named Shane and would have betrayed his friends for a free Quarter Pounder with Cheese. He wouldn't even hold out for fries and a medium pop. Thats the kind of character your dealing with.

So we can conclude that you can't trust Shane because he is a fucking traitor and that Mexico is actually planing to destroy the US through evil means that we can't possible fathom.

We don't lose hostages...In America